There are currently a total of 14 different upgrades, and all when used together can be very powerful!
- All upgrades can be purchased infinitely, but with each purchase the price rises.
- To unlock an upgrade you must reach a certain CPS level that will be listed in the upgrade menu.
- You can purchase multiple of the same type at a time.
What is listed in  are required parameters, but what is listed in () is optional.
 upgrades (page) - Lists all upgrades  upgrade [name] (amount) - This will purchase the upgrade of choice
- Typer - Increases CPM by 1
- Converter - Makes Typer more powerful
- Luck - Increases the chance for critical messages and crate drops
- Starter - Boosts lower level items CPS rate
- Experienced - Boosts higher level items CPS rates
- Critical - Increases the reward for critical messages
- Picks - Increases Miner production
- Energy - Increases Factory production
- Vote - Boosts the vote rewards slowly
- Blades - Upgrades the power of Starter and Experienced
- Served - Increases the chance for a CPS Fury event
- Lottery - Increases the chance for a Treasure Party event
- Reborn - Strengthens the effectiveness per Lifecoin
- Chatterbox - Strengthens the power of Typer and Converter
Certain upgrades will provide diminishing returns as more are purchased. Currently the upgrades that experience this are Typer, Converter, Starter, and Experienced.